My life.(datn :johnkhuu:ohbeckystopit:imthecookiemonster: noonedonatespurple:
emmaismagic:crazyalwayswins:likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo: fuckyeahalv)
i go through this with mr. bingley every time i eat anything. including fruit.
My life.(datn :johnkhuu:ohbeckystopit:imthecookiemonster: noonedonatespurple:
emmaismagic:crazyalwayswins:likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo: fuckyeahalv)
i go through this with mr. bingley every time i eat anything. including fruit.
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Jack’s Mannequin- I’m Ready
I wake up to find it’s another four aspirin morning, and I dive in.
I put on the same clothes I wore yesterday. When did society
decide that we had to change and wash a tee shirt after every
individual use? If it’s not dirty, I’m gonna wear it.
Mahhhhvelous. (via)
I hope to be half this fierce when I’m her age!
Ditto.
Dear Girl in the Next Cubicle,
You seem to be confused. You see, the cafeteria is 1000 ft. away, and yet, here you are, chowing down on what appears to be a 7 course meal. I hope you brought a finger bowl.
Here’s a handy list of landmarks so you’ll be able to distinguish one from the other.
- Cafeteria: Chik-Fil-A, Starbucks, Sbarro, Quizno’s, The Fresh Food Company, and the convenience store.
- Library: Books. 5 floors of books. Nothin’ but books.
And for the love of Christ, you finished the goddamn soup. If you keep scraping the bottom of that bowl, you’re going to be digesting individual PVC molecules.
THX SO MUCH,
Mike.
Dude, just turn around and stare at her while breathing heavily. She’ll soon scooby on down to the cafeteria. Trust me. I’m a master at repelling the ladies with my asthmatic wheezings…
She’s in front of me. The only way I’m getting this girl’s attention is with a Banana Split or this month’s edition of Bulimia Illustrated.
Reblogged for the phrase “I hope you brought a finger bowl.” LOVE it.
acab:
I’d like to present my favorite part of Thursday and the ONLY reason I’m still watching Grey’s.
Adam and Dianna - November 06
WHAT. I feel like worlds are colliding here.
LOVE! :)
Is this real life??
Make Out, Not War (get this on a tee | make your own tee | get this on a print)
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